If you're upset because this site is centered around Voodoo, Black Magic, the Dark Arts, etc. please read this section... This site is not centered around Voodoo or any of the other aforementioned"religions" or practices. It is centered around politics, and a satirical view of politics at that. Read that carefully, that's "satirical" not "satanical." The difference is that "satirical" means the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule or the like in exposing, denouncing or deriding vice or folly. In short, humor through parody or criticism. See, we're making fun of these characters. We presume you know what "satanical" means. Whether it's your opinion that what we do here is also satanical is something we can't control.

If you're upset because you don't feel this site gives your side a "fair view" please read this section... We're pretty middle-of-the-road. We have several views which are more "liberal" and several views which are more conservative. We receive criticism from both sides, complaining that we are too "whatever they're not." The internet is a big place. If you don't feel your side is getting a fair shake here, there are thousands of sites where your views (and views far past yours) are supported.

If you're upset because you just disagree with the entire existence of the site, please read this section... Not everyone has the same taste in humor - we understand. We view Pinhead Voodoo Dolls and all the Pinhead company products as the ultimate exercise in freedom of speech. It's one of the primary principles on which this great Country of ours was founded. If you're offended by the thought of a giant, multi-billion dollar, multi-national conglomerate run by extremely rich white men employing women and children, some as young as four years old in sweatshops; buying and selling gray-market products, banned in other countries because the nature of their origin has been brought into question making a few more million dollars on the backs of the urban working poor - you have the right to be offended... but that's not us.

We are a small, American company employing and outsourcing work to a combination of handicapped and non-handicapped Americans, Asian-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, senior citizens and so on. This is Voodoo Economics with a twist! We are promoting "trickle sideways economics." We're not rich, and neither are the people who have jobs designing, printing, cutting, sewing, stuffing, assembling, bagging, packing and shipping these dolls... but we all hope to become more wealthy by pulling our own weight and having some fun speaking our minds.

If that isn't good enough for you, please use the links below to visit another site... one, more geared toward your way of thought.

If you're a communist, give http://www.cpusa.org a shot
For the more light-hearted socialists out there, give http://www.sp-usa.org a click

Or, you can browse the rest of our site, buy a dozen or more items, enter "upset" at checkout and get free shipping on your order in the USA. We also offer voodoo dolls of ourselves, (the principals of this company) and our illustrator, so if you really want to stick it to us, buy a few of those and really go to town, you'll feel much better. Please no pins to the groin.