Ben Bernanke
"Uncle" Ben Bernanke, the chairman of the US Federal Reserve is the arch-nemesis of CNBCs host of Mad Money, and Skeedaddy-- Jim Cramer. Chairman Bernanke (who knows nothing!) has become the whipping boy of the financial media and movers and shakers almost since the inception of his tenure. His "day late and dollar short" steering technique is more like that to be used on a sports car or fighter jet than an aircraft carrier or the US economy. Booyah Jimmy!

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Hillary Clinton
Hillary in 2008?!?!?!? Now play that sound effect in your head... You know the 4 chords that always get played when the villain is tying the heroin to the train tracks... I think it's from Beethoven 5th Symphony... Ba Ba Ba Buuuummmm HILLARY IN 2008?!?!?!? Sound effect once again. DID YOU SAY HILLARY IN 2008?!?!?!? And the sound effect one more time.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is currently a Senator from New York. She’s also the former First Lady, wife of Bill Clinton. "She’s a cold, calculating socialist" is what some would say. Others see her as a "Champion of the people." Time will tell. Hillary was recently voted one of "America's Toughest Men" by Men's Journal Magazine Get your Hillary voodoo doll soon, if she gets on the VP ticket, they may sell out quickly. No Hillary Clinton voodoo doll purchase is complete without a Bill Clinton voodoo doll by her side.

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Albert Gore, Jr.
Al Gore was the Vice President under Bill Clinton for eight years. Some would say his unsuccessful presidential bid in 2000 left him as discarded cigarette butt on the Route 66 of politics. Others boast that his quiet thoughtfulness will resurrect him in the future. You may want to pick up a Bill Clinton voodoo doll to go with your Al Gore voodoo doll. Look for Al to regain all his weight and start that "beard" again.

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John McCain
John McCain is the quintessential Republican presidential candidate... a grumpy, old, white millionaire. Being a war hero is just one of the McCain claims to fame. The other features that conservatives love about him is the McCain/Feingold bill which completely fixed campaign financing problems. Then there is that golden oldie, McCain/Kennedy which totally wiped out all illegal immigration. If you are wondering whether there is a chance that Pinhead Voodoo Dolls will get in trouble for poking fun at John McCain, the answer is "probably not" because good old John does not really get on the internet. Sometimes his aids do show him "the Google" but he has big designs to change that right after he has a teletype installed in the oval office.

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Mayor Michael Bloomberg
Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg is a bit of an enigma. On the one hand, he's a rich, powerful man who makes sure to look out for number one. That is, as long as number one is him. On the flip side, he's a puritanical buzz killer who wants to take away freedoms, raise taxes, cut services, ban smoking and loud music and basically anything else people like doing. The Mayor is packaged with a complimentary cigar straight from the "Cigar City" of Tampa, Florida to be enjoyed at your leisure. Cigars Not Available for Shipments to Maine.

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Osama bin Laden
A portion of the proceeds from the sale of each Osama doll will go to the USO

Osama bin Laden-- he calls himself a freedom fighter. Some say he's a terrorist, but those people don't know the real Osama. The Osama who goes out to the park and plays frisbee with the neighborhood kid... the Osama who gave both kidneys and one of his lungs to save the life of poor puppy dog when it was hit by a steam roller... a steam roller driven by - you know who... the Osama who donates millions of dollars anonymously to charities all over the world, regardless of affiliation with race, creed, color or religion. YOU KNOW... THE REAL OSAMA BIN LADEN.
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Football Player N
If the Pats play like the Red Sox, you won't need this little "insurance policy" but you know what they say about "...any given Sunday." If you want your wicked good team to kick the stuffin' out of the team of brothaaly love, then stop readin' this- orda ya numba 5, teal and silva suited football playa voodoo doll and go paak the caa on his puny head. Throw him into a bowl a chowda and then drop kick'em inta Haavad yaad. Afta that... throw'em a good beatin'!

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Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama is the saviour of the Democrat party... or at least that is what the media would have you believe. This "bright and clean and articulate African American" (Joe Biden quote) has been a rock star since bursting onto the scene delivering his speech at the Democrat National Convention in 2004. Having been raised by his mother and grandmother, "a typical white person", this rough and tumble kid fought his way up from the mean streets of Hawaii and made his way to Harvard. Of course, his use of alcohol, marijuana and cocaine have prepared him for this run for the presidency of the United States. At least we can hope so, because it sure has not been the half a term he has under his belt as a senator from Illinois.

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Rush Limbaugh
Rush is the most popular radio talk show host in the free world. His critics talk about his failed television show and his drug problem. His supporters are just that-- they support him all the way. * * * Currently under investigation for "Drug Trafficking" by the DAs office. * * * There's no better way to round out a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll purchase than with a Bill O'Reilly voodoo doll and a Glenn Beck voodoo doll... the "triple threat" of political voodoo dolls. Look for our photo of Al Franken with our Rush Voodoo Doll on the site. * * * More late breaking news... Rush is now rumored to be getting married soon to a female cohort from CNN. This only shortly after his divorce.

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The Referee
Remember the bad call that cost your team the big game last season?... Don't you wish you had a way to get back at that ref? Now you do. Or at least you can make yourself feel better by afflicting him with a bum leg, or a large festering boil. Nothing permanent, just something to keep his mind and eyes on the game. Taking your frustrations out on a Referee Voodoo Doll is much more therapeutic than injuring a real referee.

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Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton was the 42nd President- sandwiched between two Bushes. Though his entire administration was continuously mired in scandal, he enjoyed high pubic polling numbers throughout his two terms in office. When you're buying political voodoo dolls, you've got to have a Hillary doll to go along with your Bill. Has Bill become the latest victim of the voodoo curse. His quadruple bypass may have been brought on by one to many cheeseburgers... or was it?

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George W. Bush
RE-ELECTED - But was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? - George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States, and it seems that he will remain so until 2008. Some people take his rather poor public speaking abilities as a sign of stupidity. Others see him as a plain-spoken, tough-talking man of his word. * * * Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize * * * The world is on the edge of its collective seat! The George W. Bush voodoo doll is the world's foremost political voodoo doll. While many people have used the GWB dolls to relieve the stress of the election season, many see it as a useful, even necessary tool for the next four years. Keep your sanity, take out all your political frustrations on a soft, cuddly, George W. Bush voodoo doll. Was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!?

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Football Player A
If you're from Philadelphia, you're going to want to get your hands on this Football Player Voodoo Doll. We're not saying it's because the Eagles are playing the Patriots in the SuperBowl, because that would create problems for us with the NFL. But, if you wanted to... let's say- stomp on your red, white and blue uniformed #12 doll whenever "the other" team has the ball in a hotly contested game which may be coming up in the near future... that could work to your team's advantage.

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Saddam Hussein
A portion of the proceeds from the sale of each Saddam doll goes to the USO

Saddam "I'm willing to negotiate" Hussein is the recently replaced CEO of Iraq. He ruled the country through tireless regimen of bean counting and pencil pushing. Did some of the co-workers at Iraq, Inc. die while he was at the helm? Sure, but that's to be expected when you're fending off a hostile takeover bid from an unwelcomed suitor. Most of the employees at Iraq, Inc. are doing much better now that it's under new management. ONLY SHIPS WITH BLACK PINS

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Hockey Player
Eey- here is the one and only professional hockey voodoo doll- Eey! This sports voodoo doll was issued just in time- Eey- for the final series for the famous cup in professional hockey. This one comes trimmed in red, gold and black in recognition of the team from Calgary Eey! Eey- Stick a pin in it and give your favorite team from Tampa the edge they need to bring home the cup! Eey! - Made in Tampa for fans of the Lightning (of course we're talking about the weather; if we mention the team from that big hockey league- you know the one- that national hockey league- well, whatever the name of that big national hockey league is, we can't mention it or we'll get in trouble) Keep in mind, these voodoo dolls are made right here in Tampa- The LIGHTNING capital of the world! We love LIGHTNING. And we love the professional hockey team from Tampa. Eey! In an unrelated story we do NOT like the Flames! News Flash - News Flash - News Flash! The Lightning won the Stanley Cup

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