Football Player A If you're from Philadelphia, you're going to want to get your hands on this Football Player Voodoo Doll. We're not saying it's because the Eagles are playing the Patriots in the SuperBowl, because that would create problems for us with the NFL. But, if you wanted to... let's say- stomp on your red, white and blue uniformed #12 doll whenever "the other" team has the ball in a hotly contested game which may be coming up in the near future... that could work to your team's advantage. Qty:  x 9.95

Football Player N If the Pats play like the Red Sox, you won't need this little "insurance policy" but you know what they say about "...any given Sunday." If you want your wicked good team to kick the stuffin' out of the team of brothaaly love, then stop readin' this- orda ya numba 5, teal and silva suited football playa voodoo doll and go paak the caa on his puny head. Throw him into a bowl a chowda and then drop kick'em inta Haavad yaad. Afta that... throw'em a good beatin'! Qty:  x 9.95

The Referee Remember the bad call that cost your team the big game last season?... Don't you wish you had a way to get back at that ref? Now you do. Or at least you can make yourself feel better by afflicting him with a bum leg, or a large festering boil. Nothing permanent, just something to keep his mind and eyes on the game. Taking your frustrations out on a Referee Voodoo Doll is much more therapeutic than injuring a real referee. Qty:  x 9.95

Hockey Player Eey- here is the one and only professional hockey voodoo doll- Eey! This sports voodoo doll was issued just in time- Eey- for the final series for the famous cup in professional hockey. This one comes trimmed in red, gold and black in recognition of the team from Calgary Eey! Eey- Stick a pin in it and give your favorite team from Tampa the edge they need to bring home the cup! Eey! - Made in Tampa for fans of the Lightning (of course we're talking about the weather; if we mention the team from that big hockey league- you know the one- that national hockey league- well, whatever the name of that big national hockey league is, we can't mention it or we'll get in trouble) Keep in mind, these voodoo dolls are made right here in Tampa- The LIGHTNING capital of the world! We love LIGHTNING. And we love the professional hockey team from Tampa. Eey! In an unrelated story we do NOT like the Flames! News Flash - News Flash - News Flash! The Lightning won the Stanley Cup Qty:  x 7.95

The Umpire Umpires take a lot of grief... From the coaches to the managers to the players, everyone gripes to the ump. But nobody lays blame like fans. Many a time has the phrase "Kill the Ump!" been chanted at ball games. Now you don't have to worry about all the planning, clean-up, and pesky jail time that goes into killing an umpire. Just use your Pinhead Voodoo Doll to exact your revenge. Qty:  x 9.95