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President Bush has got his hands full in the Middle East. Why don’t you buy a Kim Jong-Il doll and give him a few good shots in the nether regions. You know... do your part, as an American.
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Show Osama that the Pin is mightier than the sword!
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Iran-Contra... that’s about all most people remember about Ollie North. He became the “scapegoat” for a deal gone wrong, or right, depending on how you look at it. The 22 year Marine veteran is now a best selling author and political commentator. Oliver North Voodoo Dolls make great gifts for those die-hard Reagan-era fans.
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Mr. O’Reilly works several full-time jobs. He’s a radio and television host, as well as best-selling author. The left views him as a loudmouth liar who has too much clout. The right sees him as a useful tool in exposing the left, who he in turn, views as liars. When you're looking for a political voodoo doll, you should know that our Bill O'Reilly voodoo doll is considered one of our most powerful. And if you're buying a Bill O'Reilly, you'll probably want a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll as well. * * * Recently sued for Sexual Harassment, which then settled out of court after he filed a counter suit against the plaintiff * * * Say the secret woid "Falafel" and win a million dollars!
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He’s the second hottest personality on talk radio. This recovering alcoholic who ran his career and several radio stations into the ground was “reborn” in Tampa in 1999. He’s preachy, loud and condescending. But he’s also funny, sarcastic and successful. People seem to like what he does. Can 8 million people be wrong? Anything is possible. Your Glenn Beck Voodoo Doll can also be used as a pillow after all pins are safely removed.
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The Quasi-Journalistic Triumvirate as they're known to those who listen is made up of three of Tampa Bay's most prolific radio personalities. "Cracker" Jack Harris, "Lock n' Load" Tedd Webb, and the ever popular Sharon "The Bod" Taylor. NewsRadio970-WFLA's morning anchors keep this ship afloat.
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He’s the loud, but smart, talking head that shows up on Sunday mornings every couple of months. James Carville is brash and has the guts to say what a lot of people think, but were brought up with too many manners to blurt out. Duct tape sticks really well to the mouth area of the Jim Carville Voodoo Doll. When ordering a James Carville voodoo doll you should also take a long, hard look at the Al Franken voodoo doll.
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Al is a writer, turned actor, turned author, turned political pundit. The Right think he’s a smug, hypocritical blowhard - a noise maker who knows nothing about which he’s speaking. The Left view him as a smart, well-informed lighthouse-- putting into plain view all the conservatives' dark secrets. * * * Now anchoring a Liberal Radio Network - Air America Radio * * * Of all our liberal voodoo dolls, we receive the most comments on our Al Franken voodoo doll. Al brought John Kerry and the Democratic Party within striking distance on the election day, but just couldn't seal the deal. He says he's going to keep on keepin' on... Let's tune in and find out.
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Rush is the most popular radio talk show host in the free world. His critics talk about his failed television show and his drug problem. His supporters are just that-- they support him all the way. * * * Currently under investigation for "Drug Trafficking" by the DAs office. * * * There's no better way to round out a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll purchase than with a Bill O'Reilly voodoo doll and a Glenn Beck voodoo doll... the "triple threat" of political voodoo dolls. Look for our photo of Al Franken with our Rush Voodoo Doll on the site. * * * More late breaking news... Rush is now rumored to be getting married soon to a female cohort from CNN. This only shortly after his divorce.
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Pat has run for president in the past. So much for his flirtations with elected political office. If Pat had a nickel for every negative story out there (true or not) which has been written about him, he'd have enough money to retire. If he had a dollar for everyone whose voted for him, he'd have enough money to go out to a movie and maybe even dinner.
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Todd Schnitt, or M.J. Kelli as he's known to his morning show listeners is a savvy radio veteran despite his young age. He's been called everything from a "Dancing Monkey" to "Cute" to "Intelligent" but not by the same caller. His zany morning show personality is quite different from his afternoon talk format persona.
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This ultra conservative radio talk show host is the arch nemesis of anyone with a single liberal or even middle of the road thought in their head. She has a strong following among both Christians and Jews who want to know how to solve their "moral dilemmas." Although our Dr. Laura Voodoo Dolls do not come with any voice or audio feature, many customers claim they can't get them to shut up.
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Ted doesn't get a lot of people excited anymore. Nightline got its start while the American hostages were being held by Iran in the late 70s. He's maintained his average ratings through producing average programming. Many journalists are not surprised to find out we make a Ted Koppel Voodoo Doll. Boy... Dan Rather really took the heat off of Ted. If you like the Ted Koppel doll, you've GOT to check out our Dan Rather Voodoo Doll which comes with GENUINE, FORGED documents.
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Dennis Miller Voodoo Dolls do not talk, unlike there namesake who won't shut up. The way he goes on, you'd think he gets paid by the syllable. He is a funny guy though, it's hard to believe that both he and Al Franken both cut their teeth at Saturday Night Live with two such different ideologies. Anyway you could try a bulldog clip or some sort of clamp on Dennis' mouth and see if it can silence the most talkative political voodoo doll out there.
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Many people think Ann Coulter is a real doll. Well now we've made that a true statement, but rather than a regular doll, she's a political voodoo doll. She's been getting under the skin of liberals and even some conservatives. She is one of FoxNews' premiere names and a best selling author to boot. She's got the looks, some say she's got the brains and she knows how to push buttons. If you want just one conservative voodoo doll, she may be your choice.
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 Democrat  Donkey
 Ralph  Nader
 U.S. Supreme  Court
 Al  Franken
 Louis  Farrakhan
 Laura  Schlessinger
 Pat  Buchanan
 Joe  Lieberman
 Al  Sharpton
 Ted  Kennedy
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 George W. Bush
 Kim  Jong-il
 Bob  Graham
 Dan  Rather
 Barack  Obama
 Dixie  Chicks
 Newt  Gingrich
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 John  Ashcroft
 Ken  Lay
 Janet  Reno
 Tom  Daschle
 John F. Kerry
 Howard  Dean
 Wesley  Clark
 Bill  Clinton
 Dick  Cheney
 Moammar  Gadhafi
 James  Carville
 Hillary  Clinton
 A.  Schwarzenegger
 Colin  Powell
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