Ted Koppel Ted doesn't get a lot of people excited anymore. Nightline got its start while the American hostages were being held by Iran in the late 70s. He's maintained his average ratings through producing average programming. Many journalists are not surprised to find out we make a Ted Koppel Voodoo Doll. Boy... Dan Rather really took the heat off of Ted. If you like the Ted Koppel doll, you've GOT to check out our Dan Rather Voodoo Doll which comes with GENUINE, FORGED documents. Qty:  x 7.95

Albert Gore, Jr. Al Gore was the Vice President under Bill Clinton for eight years. Some would say his unsuccessful presidential bid in 2000 left him as discarded cigarette butt on the Route 66 of politics. Others boast that his quiet thoughtfulness will resurrect him in the future. You may want to pick up a Bill Clinton voodoo doll to go with your Al Gore voodoo doll. Look for Al to regain all his weight and start that "beard" again. Qty:  x 3.95

James Carville He’s the loud, but smart, talking head that shows up on Sunday mornings every couple of months. James Carville is brash and has the guts to say what a lot of people think, but were brought up with too many manners to blurt out. Duct tape sticks really well to the mouth area of the Jim Carville Voodoo Doll. When ordering a James Carville voodoo doll you should also take a long, hard look at the Al Franken voodoo doll. Qty:  x 3.95

Ralph Nader "Gaze unto me. I am the light at the end of the tunnel of corporate greed and political devastation. I am Saint Ralph!" Many claim that the name "Green Party" actually is more indicative of the cash in Ralph's pockets than his cries to save the __________ (fill in the cause of the day.) He, like Michael Moore, seems to have become the object of his own criticism. * * * News Flash- Ralph just announced he's running again!!! and as of today he is on the ballot in 29 states.* * * | | | * * * Even Newer News Flash - Earth to Ralph - Ralph, It's Over Buddy, Call it Quits * * * Qty:  x 9.95

Dick Gephardt The Representative from Missouri has made a full-time career of politics and a part-time career of criticizing the President. He was a candidate for the democratic presidential nomination in 2004. Dick got to take home a lovely ear or corn as a parting gift after Iowa. And you can see that ear of corn prominently displayed in the hands of your Dick Gephardt Voodoo Doll. Anyone who buys a Dick Gephardt voodoo doll should also consider a Tom Daschle voodoo doll. Qty:  x 3.95

Alec Baldwin Yet another famous actor-- Alec Baldwin once promised to pack his bags and leave the country if G.W. Bush was elected president. He decided the money he makes here is more important than his “ethics.” He can afford to have ethics like his because of the troops who put their lives on the line defending his freedom. P.S. Alec Baldwin Voodoo Dolls will fit nicely in the suitcase of a liberal friend when moving to France. Alec Started quite a club... The "I know I promised to move out of the Country if Bush was elected President, but now that he's won, I'm going to reconsider because I know which side of the planet my bread is buttered on" Club has just initiated its newest member... Robert Redford Qty:  x 7.95

Bob Graham Senator Bob Graham (D-FL) was the first of a gaggle of Democrats to drop out of the race for the Presidency. His laid-back, southern style was not exciting enough to gather the necessary steam required to get his campaign off the ground. He is now being talked about as a front runner in the bid to become the Vice Presidential candidate along with Howard Dean. Qty:  x 5.95

Janet Reno Ms. Reno is a former U.S. Attorney General. She was the highest ranking female to serve under Bill Clinton. Some Americans did not appreciate the way in which she presided over either the Waco incident or the Elian Gonzales situation. If you're a big fan of Clinton era political voodoo dolls, you'll want to look into the Robert Reich voodoo doll and the Al Gore voodoo doll. Qty:  x 7.95

Jesse Jackson Reverend Jackson is a self anointed black leader. Of course, he’s never occupied an elected position in government. But he does captain several non-profit organizations which do quite well for themselves. And it would seem difficult to believe that he’s not helping anyone but himself. The jewelry you see on the Jesse Jackson Voodoo Doll is strictly imitation. Qty:  x 5.95

Michael Moore He struck it big with his film “Roger and Me” as a corporate antagonist. The Left love him and his multiple best-selling books. The Right view him as a hypocritical blow-hard, having become exactly what it is he rails against. With his film Fahrenheit 9/11 having been the best selling "Documentary" ever, the Michael Moore voodoo doll became very popular as well. F911 as it's now know affectionately, has been picked apart at the seams by the Right, and that only seems to strengthen its already legendary cult status as the rallying cry of the Left. Qty:  x 9.95

Democrat Donkey Many people don't realize the donkey has never been adopted as the official symbol of the Democratic party. It's so ingrained as such that it may as well be. Historians agree that its first connection came in 1828 in the form of an insult directed at Andrew Jackson, calling him a jackass. After he embraced it, the donkey stuck as the Democrat symbol and has remained to this day. Qty:  x 5.95

Barbra Streisand When Barbra opens her mouth to sing, few can argue with what comes out. It’s when she’s yammering on about politics that she makes enemies on the right. But based on the 2000 election, about 50% of the people agree with her. Many people buy our Barbra Streisand voodoo dolls for their white pin powers. Qty:  x 9.95

Nancy Pelosi The House Minority Leader, hailing from San Francisco, California-- Nancy Pelosi! Mrs. Pelosi was actually an exciting pick as Minority Leader from the perspective of the Republicans because she was viewed as so far left that the right thinks she'll actually drive moderate democrats away from the party. Bleeding hearts lover her San Franciscan stance on issues. Yes, we do ship Nancy Pelosi Voodoo Dolls to California. Qty:  x 3.95

Al Franken Al is a writer, turned actor, turned author, turned political pundit. The Right think he’s a smug, hypocritical blowhard - a noise maker who knows nothing about which he’s speaking. The Left view him as a smart, well-informed lighthouse-- putting into plain view all the conservatives' dark secrets. * * * Now anchoring a Liberal Radio Network - Air America Radio * * * Of all our liberal voodoo dolls, we receive the most comments on our Al Franken voodoo doll. Al brought John Kerry and the Democratic Party within striking distance on the election day, but just couldn't seal the deal. He says he's going to keep on keepin' on... Let's tune in and find out. Qty:  x 3.95

Ted Kennedy Senator Ted Kennedy is one of the most influential senators in history. His reputation precedes him, both socially and politically. Take that however you would like. No Ted Kennedy voodoo doll purchase is complete without a John Kerry voodoo doll to go along. Alas, Teddy's meaningful aspirations to a Kerry appointment were brought to a screeching halt in '04. Don't be surprised if Uncle Ted starts to cozy up to Hillary in the near future. Qty:  x 9.95

Joe Lieberman This Senator from Connecticut ran for VP with Al Gore in the 2000 election. The dynamic duo was just barely edged out by Bush/Cheney. Some say with the help of the Supreme Court of the United States. Don’t forget... "Selected, not Elected!" UPDATE * * * Sadly, Joementum has run out and Mr. Liberman has dropped out of the running. * * * Can you tell the difference between the real Joe Lieberman and a Joe Lieberman Voodoo Doll? We don't think so. Qty:  x 5.95

Louis Farrakhan The Million Man March. Bringing the bow tie back into fashion. Inviting Michael Jackson, the currently embroiled, accused child molester into the fold. All of these brilliant ideas have been brought to you by Minister Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam. Nothing further to add Your Honor. You can feel free to use heavy starch on your Louis Farrakhan Voodoo Doll. Qty:  x 3.95

Janeane Garofalo It's hard to imagine so much hate rapped into such a small package. She's like our own female, domestic version of Kim Jong-il. When Janeane started out, she was a pretty funny stand-up comic. Now she's just spiraled down into the bowels of political hatred. Janeane- come back to the light, the funny light, the light-hearted, funny light that gave you your start. SOL Qty:  x 7.95

U.S. Supreme Court The United States Supreme Court is a fickle group. On any given day, they seem to be able to anger either side of the aisle. The Left is irate because they think the Court gave the 2000 presidential election to Bush. Conservatives are beside themselves because they feel the Court is leaning too far left. Their idea of a liberal ruling is when the court upheld a person's right to a Miranda warning before being interrogated by police." The Supreme Court Voodoo Doll is our largest voodoo doll and best buy volume-wise. Qty:  x 11.95

Hillary Clinton Hillary in 2008?!?!?!? Now play that sound effect in your head... You know the 4 chords that always get played when the villain is tying the heroin to the train tracks... I think it's from Beethoven 5th Symphony... Ba Ba Ba Buuuummmm HILLARY IN 2008?!?!?!? Sound effect once again. DID YOU SAY HILLARY IN 2008?!?!?!? And the sound effect one more time. Hillary Rodham Clinton is currently a Senator from New York. She’s also the former First Lady, wife of Bill Clinton. "She’s a cold, calculating socialist" is what some would say. Others see her as a "Champion of the people." Time will tell. Hillary was recently voted one of "America's Toughest Men" by Men's Journal Magazine Get your Hillary voodoo doll soon, if she gets on the VP ticket, they may sell out quickly. No Hillary Clinton voodoo doll purchase is complete without a Bill Clinton voodoo doll by her side. Qty:  x 7.95

Rev.  Al Sharpton Al Sharpton is a well-known political activist from the streets. If you think his loud, boorish manner is more suited to a pushcart hawker, you’re not alone. Nevertheless it’s hard to deny the impact he’s had on black civil rights over his long career. * * * We're not really sure if he ever dropped out of the race for the presidency in 2004, but you've got to love his spunk * * * Al is the working man's voodoo doll. If you like the Al Sharpton voodoo doll, you'll love the Jesse Jackson voodoo doll. Qty:  x 3.95

Dixie Chicks The Dixie Chicks are a popular country music group from Texas. Much like Barbra Streisand, people like what comes out of their mouths when they’re singing. It’s when they’re talking that they seem to be less popular. They took a lot of heat when they said they were embarrassed that the President was from Texas. No Dixie Chicks voodoo doll purchase would be complete without a Barbra Streisand voodoo doll to go along. Qty:  x 3.95

Sean Penn He has had several starring roles which earned him critical acclaim. His next move may be as a reporter for the S.F. Chronicle in Iraq. The Screen Actors Guild’s loss, may soon be Congress’ gain if we all play our cards right. * * * Just won an Oscar * * * In that case, the Sean Penn Voodoo Doll will be re-released attired in a suit and tie. Sean decided to stay quiet during the election and look what it got him. Qty:  x 9.95

Martin Sheen What a career he’s had... Movies, television, he’s done it all-- and then some. Some say “The West Wing” showcases his natural political talents. Others say he can’t differentiate between his character and reality; that he is a limousine liberal who preaches and rails against capitalism from his multi-million dollar Hollywood mansion. A Martin Sheen Voodoo Doll would go great with a new pair of Bruno Magli shoes. If you're buying in Martin Sheen, chances are you'd like a Barbra Streisand voodoo doll too. Qty:  x 7.95

Robert Reich As the Secretary of Labor, there was little he could do wrong during his tenure. With the internet boom in full swing, jobs were plentiful and unemployment numbers were tiny. Sure, small issues popped up from time to time but he handled them in short order... and you will too, with your Robert Reich Voodoo Doll. By the way, he's tied with Kim Jong-il as our smallest political voodoo doll. Qty:  x 7.95

John F. Kerry The "other" Senator from Massachusetts has gotten himself into a bit of a spat lately over his use of the "F" word during an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine. When you're running for President and your poll numbers show you behind Al Sharpton, I guess you've gotta do what you've gotta do to get some sort of publicity. You know what they say... There's no such thing as bad F#%king publicity! UPDATE: And they're right... After his profane utterances, Mr. Kerry's numbers shot through the roof and he is now the Democrat Presidential nominee to run against George W. Bush in 2004. The John Kerry Voodoo Doll is the tallest of our voodoo dolls. Mr. Kerry reported for duty at the DNC Convention and ever since then has been steadily ambivalent on most major issues. * * * Sadly, JFK has failed to capture the presidency. * * * We, here at Pinhead Voodoo Dolls hope he'll be able to scrape by on the measly $5 million that he and Teresa Heinz declared in income last year. We do have a que Qty:  x 9.95

Mayor Michael Bloomberg Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg is a bit of an enigma. On the one hand, he's a rich, powerful man who makes sure to look out for number one. That is, as long as number one is him. On the flip side, he's a puritanical buzz killer who wants to take away freedoms, raise taxes, cut services, ban smoking and loud music and basically anything else people like doing. The Mayor is packaged with a complimentary cigar straight from the "Cigar City" of Tampa, Florida to be enjoyed at your leisure. Cigars Not Available for Shipments to Maine. Qty:  x 9.95

John Edwards Who is John Edwards? That's a good question. We know he's from the south. But that puts us one fact ahead of 99.9% of the American public. He ran for President, then Vice President in 2004 and was on the business end of an electoral college whoopin. He's a handsome man. He's a self-made man. Oo, here's the problem... he's a personal injury attorney. Ouch, and to make matters worse he's been a Senator for five years and he thinks that qualifies him to be our next President. Qty:  x 5.95

Wesley Clark "I'm a military man" "No I'm not" "Yes I am" "No I'm not" "Yes I am" "No I'm not" "No I'm not" "No I'm not" "Yes I AAAAaaaaaam." General Wesley Clark seems to have trouble figuring out who his target audience is. One day he wants to have a strong military background, the next day he wants to be the great pacifist. He's got about 40 years in the Army... you decide. Qty:  x 2.95

Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama is the saviour of the Democrat party... or at least that is what the media would have you believe. This "bright and clean and articulate African American" (Joe Biden quote) has been a rock star since bursting onto the scene delivering his speech at the Democrat National Convention in 2004. Having been raised by his mother and grandmother, "a typical white person", this rough and tumble kid fought his way up from the mean streets of Hawaii and made his way to Harvard. Of course, his use of alcohol, marijuana and cocaine have prepared him for this run for the presidency of the United States. At least we can hope so, because it sure has not been the half a term he has under his belt as a senator from Illinois. Qty:  x 9.99

Howard Dean Howard dean is the former Governor of Vermont. Some say that doesn’t give him any more qualification to be president than if he had been a city councilman. That doesn’t seem to have stopped him from becoming the front runner in a nine-way race to capture the nomination to be the democratic candidate for president in 2004. After a mental meltdown and screamfest, Howard dropped out of the race when his poll numbers plummeted. He then won the Vermont Primary. More proof that our Howard Dean Voodoo Dolls do work. Qty:  x 5.95

Susan Sarandon Susan is Tim Robbins’ domestic partner. They go together like hand and glove. As many of our celebrity subjects, she has used her status as a soap box for her political views and opinions. She does have her fans and supporters... many of whom buy Susan Sarandon Voodoo Dolls exclusively for the "white pin feature." People who have bought the Susan Sarandon voodoo doll have also enjoyed the Jim Carville voodoo doll. Qty:  x 9.95

Bill Clinton Bill Clinton was the 42nd President- sandwiched between two Bushes. Though his entire administration was continuously mired in scandal, he enjoyed high pubic polling numbers throughout his two terms in office. When you're buying political voodoo dolls, you've got to have a Hillary doll to go along with your Bill. Has Bill become the latest victim of the voodoo curse. His quadruple bypass may have been brought on by one to many cheeseburgers... or was it? Qty:  x 5.95

Dan Rather This just in... .... ... Dan has resigned. Dan Rather had rocketed to the forefront of the news. But instead of reporting it, he was making it... or making it up. That depends on which side of the story you believe. The Dan Rather Voodoo Doll sports new claims about President Bush and even comes with its own set of documents which you are welcome to support, decry, believe or burn. If you're interested in the Dan Rather doll, you'll probably also love the Ted Koppel doll. Qty:  x 9.95

Tom Daschle Tom got beat like a rented mule in the race to retain his Senate seat. The formerly powerful senior Senator from South Dakota is a 25 year veteran of the Congress. He is the Senate minority leader but his state seems to have voted for Bush in the 2000 election. The fewer Senate Democrats there are... however, the more important he becomes in his own party. Still, he had better make sure he doesn't become the most powerful by virtue of being the one and only. The Tom Daschle Voodoo Doll is the unofficial voodoo doll of the great state of North Dakota. Qty:  x 9.95