Yasser Arafat * * * Yasser has got one foot in the grave and the other on a big, juicy falafel * * * Is it a coincidence that only two week after our largest order ever of Yasser Arafat dolls was shipped he got "sick?" You had better make up your own mind. He's not only a terrorist, but a Nobel Peace Prize winner to boot. A crazy combination? You'd think so, but not as crazy as the fact that he has his own snack food... Yasser Arafat Cheese Puffs (This is NOT a joke. Do a search and find out.) He is dedicated to the destruction of Israel yada, yada, yada. For some reason, his political clout becomes less potent every year. But a Yasser Arafat Voodoo Doll won't lose any power over time. Qty:  x 2.95

Saddam Hussein A portion of the proceeds from the sale of each Saddam doll goes to the USO Saddam "I'm willing to negotiate" Hussein is the recently replaced CEO of Iraq. He ruled the country through tireless regimen of bean counting and pencil pushing. Did some of the co-workers at Iraq, Inc. die while he was at the helm? Sure, but that's to be expected when you're fending off a hostile takeover bid from an unwelcomed suitor. Most of the employees at Iraq, Inc. are doing much better now that it's under new management. ONLY SHIPS WITH BLACK PINS Qty:  x 5.95

Moammar Gadhafi Moammar is the President of Libya. Libya has been one of the alleged leading nation sponsors of terrorism for at least 25 years. Why he's still in power is a mystery to anyone. Moammar has recently offered to give up all his weapons of mass destruction, by way of open and thorough inspections by the U.N. That's worked pretty well in the past, so- what the hey? Qty:  x 3.95

Osama bin Laden A portion of the proceeds from the sale of each Osama doll will go to the USO Osama bin Laden-- he calls himself a freedom fighter. Some say he's a terrorist, but those people don't know the real Osama. The Osama who goes out to the park and plays frisbee with the neighborhood kid... the Osama who gave both kidneys and one of his lungs to save the life of poor puppy dog when it was hit by a steam roller... a steam roller driven by - you know who... the Osama who donates millions of dollars anonymously to charities all over the world, regardless of affiliation with race, creed, color or religion. YOU KNOW... THE REAL OSAMA BIN LADEN. ONLY SHIPS WITH BLACK PINS Qty:  x 7.95

Fidel Castro El Presidente as he likes to be called, is a dictator who, like many of his ilk, lives the high life while the people of his country live in squalor. Cuban Americans would like nothing more than to see him permanently "replaced." Communism doesn’t suit the proletariat as well as it suits the higher-ups. Las muñecas voodoo del Fidel Castro or Fidel Castro Voodoo Dolls, as they're known here in America, are not totally foreign to his homelanders. Fidel has been in very ill health as of late... Someone's not poking hard enough Qty:  x 7.95

Kim Jong-il Mentally ill is what many say about this Elvis wanna-be, $2,000 dollar a bottle cognac drinking North Korean leader. While "his people" "are on strict diets," Kim lives the lavish lifestyle of the rich and famous. Much like Saddam, Kim thrives while the public "decreases in numbers" for "no apparent reason." This benevolent dictator uses wisely, his country's natural resources to feather his nest, while being less generous to his countrymen. While some complain that he imprisons those who dissent and kills those who act against him, they don't know what a North Korean jail is like... it's akin to living at a $10,000/month country club in the U.S. And death in North Korea is like an endless trip to a pastry factory-- one filled with donuts and Danish and cheesecake galore. UPDATE: North Korea may now have Nuclear capabilities. Qty:  x 9.95

George W. Bush RE-ELECTED - But was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? - George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States, and it seems that he will remain so until 2008. Some people take his rather poor public speaking abilities as a sign of stupidity. Others see him as a plain-spoken, tough-talking man of his word. * * * Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize * * * The world is on the edge of its collective seat! The George W. Bush voodoo doll is the world's foremost political voodoo doll. While many people have used the GWB dolls to relieve the stress of the election season, many see it as a useful, even necessary tool for the next four years. Keep your sanity, take out all your political frustrations on a soft, cuddly, George W. Bush voodoo doll. Was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? Qty:  x 9.95