Pleasure Police The Pleasure Police Voodoo Doll is the representation of the overbearing, jack-booted, invasive government which rides heard on the public these days. "No more smoking, No more fast-food, No alcohol, No freedom. No freedom to enjoy yourself. A creation of "Cigar Dave" of the Cigar Dave Show, Smoke This, and Poker Avenue radio shows, this radio raconteur has struck a chord with freedom lovers and cigar officionados alike. If you like the Pleasure Police dolls, you'll want to check out the Mayor Michael "Gloomberg" Qty:  x 9.95

Martha Stewart This former SEC board member has been mired in corporate scandal and stock losses since she was accused of insider trading on a deal where she would have saved herself a few bucks by trading out of a stock a day before bad news broke. Instead she’s cost herself an estimated half-billion (that's 500,000,000) dollars since her stake in her corporate empire has lost value. * * * UPDATE: Martha Stewart has been convicted and is serving her sentence as this is written. She's also in for some hefty fines. * * * Martha Stewart Voodoo Dolls make great cell mates. Qty:  x 9.95

Ben Bernanke "Uncle" Ben Bernanke, the chairman of the US Federal Reserve is the arch-nemesis of CNBCs host of Mad Money, and Skeedaddy-- Jim Cramer. Chairman Bernanke (who knows nothing!) has become the whipping boy of the financial media and movers and shakers almost since the inception of his tenure. His "day late and dollar short" steering technique is more like that to be used on a sports car or fighter jet than an aircraft carrier or the US economy. Booyah Jimmy! Qty:  x 10.95

Michael Moore He struck it big with his film “Roger and Me” as a corporate antagonist. The Left love him and his multiple best-selling books. The Right view him as a hypocritical blow-hard, having become exactly what it is he rails against. With his film Fahrenheit 9/11 having been the best selling "Documentary" ever, the Michael Moore voodoo doll became very popular as well. F911 as it's now know affectionately, has been picked apart at the seams by the Right, and that only seems to strengthen its already legendary cult status as the rallying cry of the Left. Qty:  x 9.95

Ralph Nader "Gaze unto me. I am the light at the end of the tunnel of corporate greed and political devastation. I am Saint Ralph!" Many claim that the name "Green Party" actually is more indicative of the cash in Ralph's pockets than his cries to save the __________ (fill in the cause of the day.) He, like Michael Moore, seems to have become the object of his own criticism. * * * News Flash- Ralph just announced he's running again!!! and as of today he is on the ballot in 29 states.* * * | | | * * * Even Newer News Flash - Earth to Ralph - Ralph, It's Over Buddy, Call it Quits * * * Qty:  x 9.95

Ken Lay Corporate scandal doesn’t begin to describe what this huckster has put the world through. Because of companies like his (without naming names, it starts with ENRON) the stock market climbed to unjustified heights, then suffered ridiculous losses, losing billions of dollars in investments for millions of people. Many of Mr. Lay's contemporaries are feeling the hot breath of the Justice Department. "Run Ken Run!" Ken Lay Voodoo Dolls make great cell mates. Qty:  x 5.95