John McCain John McCain is the quintessential Republican presidential candidate... a grumpy, old, white millionaire. Being a war hero is just one of the McCain claims to fame. The other features that conservatives love about him is the McCain/Feingold bill which completely fixed campaign financing problems. Then there is that golden oldie, McCain/Kennedy which totally wiped out all illegal immigration. If you are wondering whether there is a chance that Pinhead Voodoo Dolls will get in trouble for poking fun at John McCain, the answer is "probably not" because good old John does not really get on the internet. Sometimes his aids do show him "the Google" but he has big designs to change that right after he has a teletype installed in the oval office. Qty:  x 9.95

Colin Powell The former general and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who commanded the coalition forces during the first gulf war is now Secretary of State under George W. Bush. Some say he’s just a yes-man for a bumbler, others think he could one day be president himself. Think of how valuable your vintage "Secretary of State" Colin Powell Voodoo Doll will be by then! Qty:  x 9.95

Glenn Beck He’s the second hottest personality on talk radio. This recovering alcoholic who ran his career and several radio stations into the ground was “reborn” in Tampa in 1999. He’s preachy, loud and condescending. But he’s also funny, sarcastic and successful. People seem to like what he does. Can 8 million people be wrong? Anything is possible. Your Glenn Beck Voodoo Doll can also be used as a pillow after all pins are safely removed. Qty:  x 5.95

Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor Schwarzenegger was sworn in after defeating Gray Davis in a recall election in 2003. It’s hard to find anyone who would claim he’s an angel, Arnold's got many detractors. Though, for a guy who came to this Country not speaking English, with very little money, and a dream-- he’s done pretty well for himself. Now rumored to be talking about getting the law against foreign-born citizens running for president changed. As far as political voodoo dolls go... Arnold's head and shoulders above the rest. Qty:  x 9.95

Dennis Miller Dennis Miller Voodoo Dolls do not talk, unlike there namesake who won't shut up. The way he goes on, you'd think he gets paid by the syllable. He is a funny guy though, it's hard to believe that both he and Al Franken both cut their teeth at Saturday Night Live with two such different ideologies. Anyway you could try a bulldog clip or some sort of clamp on Dennis' mouth and see if it can silence the most talkative political voodoo doll out there. Qty:  x 5.95

George W. Bush RE-ELECTED - But was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? - George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States, and it seems that he will remain so until 2008. Some people take his rather poor public speaking abilities as a sign of stupidity. Others see him as a plain-spoken, tough-talking man of his word. * * * Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize * * * The world is on the edge of its collective seat! The George W. Bush voodoo doll is the world's foremost political voodoo doll. While many people have used the GWB dolls to relieve the stress of the election season, many see it as a useful, even necessary tool for the next four years. Keep your sanity, take out all your political frustrations on a soft, cuddly, George W. Bush voodoo doll. Was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? Qty:  x 9.95

John Ashcroft RESIGNED 11/7/04- One week after GWB is re-elected. Attorney General Ashcroft has detractors who say his slow-but-steady dismantling of the Constitution will put this Country in worse shape than terrorists ever could. Supporters say they are willing to “give up a little to gain a lot” when it comes to freedom. Recently hospitalized with a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis. Once again, proving the John Ashcroft Voodoo Doll may, very well, work. Qty:  x 9.95

Rush Limbaugh Rush is the most popular radio talk show host in the free world. His critics talk about his failed television show and his drug problem. His supporters are just that-- they support him all the way. * * * Currently under investigation for "Drug Trafficking" by the DAs office. * * * There's no better way to round out a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll purchase than with a Bill O'Reilly voodoo doll and a Glenn Beck voodoo doll... the "triple threat" of political voodoo dolls. Look for our photo of Al Franken with our Rush Voodoo Doll on the site. * * * More late breaking news... Rush is now rumored to be getting married soon to a female cohort from CNN. This only shortly after his divorce. Qty:  x 3.95

Donald Rumsfeld Rummy, as he's know around the beltway, is a tough cookie. Reviled by many and heralded by others, he's a black and white kind of guy. You are not often left wondering what his opinion on a subject is. Donald Rumsfeld Voodoo Dolls are popular with listeners of Air America Radio. Qty:  x 9.95

Dick Cheney RE-ELECTED - But was there Voter Fraud?!?!?!? - Dick Cheney is the Vice President under Bush 43. One of the many jobs he’s held was as the CEO of Halliburton- a multi-billion dollar corporate giant which regularly gets government contracts... Coincidence? Who knows? He’s been very successful throughout his life in both government and the private sector. If you feel that it's necessary, you can even keep your Dick Cheney voodoo doll in an undisclosed location. His most famous line of the campaign so far... "Go "F%@&" yourself." Qty:  x 9.95

Oliver North Iran-Contra... that’s about all most people remember about Ollie North. He became the “scapegoat” for a deal gone wrong, or right, depending on how you look at it. The 22 year Marine veteran is now a best selling author and political commentator. Oliver North Voodoo Dolls make great gifts for those die-hard Reagan-era fans. Qty:  x 7.95

Newt Gingrich Newt was in Congress for 20 years. He had his ups and downs, ending his career as Speaker of the House. He resigned after being fined and sanctioned by the House. The Dems probably fashioned crude Newt Gingrich Voodoo Dolls, but nothing compared to these professional quality, luxurious Newt Gingrich Voodoo Dolls. If you're a fan of Reagan-era voodoo dolls, you should also consider the Ollie North voodoo doll. Qty:  x 3.95

Bill O’Reilly Mr. O’Reilly works several full-time jobs. He’s a radio and television host, as well as best-selling author. The left views him as a loudmouth liar who has too much clout. The right sees him as a useful tool in exposing the left, who he in turn, views as liars. When you're looking for a political voodoo doll, you should know that our Bill O'Reilly voodoo doll is considered one of our most powerful. And if you're buying a Bill O'Reilly, you'll probably want a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll as well. * * * Recently sued for Sexual Harassment, which then settled out of court after he filed a counter suit against the plaintiff * * * Say the secret woid "Falafel" and win a million dollars! Qty:  x 3.95

Ann Coulter Many people think Ann Coulter is a real doll. Well now we've made that a true statement, but rather than a regular doll, she's a political voodoo doll. She's been getting under the skin of liberals and even some conservatives. She is one of FoxNews' premiere names and a best selling author to boot. She's got the looks, some say she's got the brains and she knows how to push buttons. If you want just one conservative voodoo doll, she may be your choice. Qty:  x 5.95

U.S. Supreme Court The United States Supreme Court is a fickle group. On any given day, they seem to be able to anger either side of the aisle. The Left is irate because they think the Court gave the 2000 presidential election to Bush. Conservatives are beside themselves because they feel the Court is leaning too far left. Their idea of a liberal ruling is when the court upheld a person's right to a Miranda warning before being interrogated by police." The Supreme Court Voodoo Doll is our largest voodoo doll and best buy volume-wise. Qty:  x 11.95

Dr. Laura Schlessinger This ultra conservative radio talk show host is the arch nemesis of anyone with a single liberal or even middle of the road thought in their head. She has a strong following among both Christians and Jews who want to know how to solve their "moral dilemmas." Although our Dr. Laura Voodoo Dolls do not come with any voice or audio feature, many customers claim they can't get them to shut up. Qty:  x 9.95

M.J. / Todd Schnitt Todd Schnitt, or M.J. Kelli as he's known to his morning show listeners is a savvy radio veteran despite his young age. He's been called everything from a "Dancing Monkey" to "Cute" to "Intelligent" but not by the same caller. His zany morning show personality is quite different from his afternoon talk format persona. Qty:  x 9.95

Republican Elephant The elephant is the official symbol of the Republican party. It got its start in a cartoon by the famous humorist Thomas Nast in 1874. It was through an odd set of events and newspaper articles that the animal became connected with the Republicans. Qty:  x 5.95

Mayor Michael Bloomberg Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg is a bit of an enigma. On the one hand, he's a rich, powerful man who makes sure to look out for number one. That is, as long as number one is him. On the flip side, he's a puritanical buzz killer who wants to take away freedoms, raise taxes, cut services, ban smoking and loud music and basically anything else people like doing. The Mayor is packaged with a complimentary cigar straight from the "Cigar City" of Tampa, Florida to be enjoyed at your leisure. Cigars Not Available for Shipments to Maine. Qty:  x 9.95

Pat Buchanan Pat has run for president in the past. So much for his flirtations with elected political office. If Pat had a nickel for every negative story out there (true or not) which has been written about him, he'd have enough money to retire. If he had a dollar for everyone whose voted for him, he'd have enough money to go out to a movie and maybe even dinner. Qty:  x 7.95