Janeane Garofalo It's hard to imagine so much hate rapped into such a small package. She's like our own female, domestic version of Kim Jong-il. When Janeane started out, she was a pretty funny stand-up comic. Now she's just spiraled down into the bowels of political hatred. Janeane- come back to the light, the funny light, the light-hearted, funny light that gave you your start. SOL Qty:  x 7.95

Sean Penn He has had several starring roles which earned him critical acclaim. His next move may be as a reporter for the S.F. Chronicle in Iraq. The Screen Actors Guild’s loss, may soon be Congress’ gain if we all play our cards right. * * * Just won an Oscar * * * In that case, the Sean Penn Voodoo Doll will be re-released attired in a suit and tie. Sean decided to stay quiet during the election and look what it got him. Qty:  x 9.95

Barbra Streisand When Barbra opens her mouth to sing, few can argue with what comes out. It’s when she’s yammering on about politics that she makes enemies on the right. But based on the 2000 election, about 50% of the people agree with her. Many people buy our Barbra Streisand voodoo dolls for their white pin powers. Qty:  x 9.95

Susan Sarandon Susan is Tim Robbins’ domestic partner. They go together like hand and glove. As many of our celebrity subjects, she has used her status as a soap box for her political views and opinions. She does have her fans and supporters... many of whom buy Susan Sarandon Voodoo Dolls exclusively for the "white pin feature." People who have bought the Susan Sarandon voodoo doll have also enjoyed the Jim Carville voodoo doll. Qty:  x 9.95

Dixie Chicks The Dixie Chicks are a popular country music group from Texas. Much like Barbra Streisand, people like what comes out of their mouths when they’re singing. It’s when they’re talking that they seem to be less popular. They took a lot of heat when they said they were embarrassed that the President was from Texas. No Dixie Chicks voodoo doll purchase would be complete without a Barbra Streisand voodoo doll to go along. Qty:  x 3.95

Ann Coulter Many people think Ann Coulter is a real doll. Well now we've made that a true statement, but rather than a regular doll, she's a political voodoo doll. She's been getting under the skin of liberals and even some conservatives. She is one of FoxNews' premiere names and a best selling author to boot. She's got the looks, some say she's got the brains and she knows how to push buttons. If you want just one conservative voodoo doll, she may be your choice. Qty:  x 5.95

Michael Moore He struck it big with his film “Roger and Me” as a corporate antagonist. The Left love him and his multiple best-selling books. The Right view him as a hypocritical blow-hard, having become exactly what it is he rails against. With his film Fahrenheit 9/11 having been the best selling "Documentary" ever, the Michael Moore voodoo doll became very popular as well. F911 as it's now know affectionately, has been picked apart at the seams by the Right, and that only seems to strengthen its already legendary cult status as the rallying cry of the Left. Qty:  x 9.95

Dennis Miller Dennis Miller Voodoo Dolls do not talk, unlike there namesake who won't shut up. The way he goes on, you'd think he gets paid by the syllable. He is a funny guy though, it's hard to believe that both he and Al Franken both cut their teeth at Saturday Night Live with two such different ideologies. Anyway you could try a bulldog clip or some sort of clamp on Dennis' mouth and see if it can silence the most talkative political voodoo doll out there. Qty:  x 5.95

Alec Baldwin Yet another famous actor-- Alec Baldwin once promised to pack his bags and leave the country if G.W. Bush was elected president. He decided the money he makes here is more important than his “ethics.” He can afford to have ethics like his because of the troops who put their lives on the line defending his freedom. P.S. Alec Baldwin Voodoo Dolls will fit nicely in the suitcase of a liberal friend when moving to France. Alec Started quite a club... The "I know I promised to move out of the Country if Bush was elected President, but now that he's won, I'm going to reconsider because I know which side of the planet my bread is buttered on" Club has just initiated its newest member... Robert Redford Qty:  x 7.95

Martha Stewart This former SEC board member has been mired in corporate scandal and stock losses since she was accused of insider trading on a deal where she would have saved herself a few bucks by trading out of a stock a day before bad news broke. Instead she’s cost herself an estimated half-billion (that's 500,000,000) dollars since her stake in her corporate empire has lost value. * * * UPDATE: Martha Stewart has been convicted and is serving her sentence as this is written. She's also in for some hefty fines. * * * Martha Stewart Voodoo Dolls make great cell mates. Qty:  x 9.95

Martin Sheen What a career he’s had... Movies, television, he’s done it all-- and then some. Some say “The West Wing” showcases his natural political talents. Others say he can’t differentiate between his character and reality; that he is a limousine liberal who preaches and rails against capitalism from his multi-million dollar Hollywood mansion. A Martin Sheen Voodoo Doll would go great with a new pair of Bruno Magli shoes. If you're buying in Martin Sheen, chances are you'd like a Barbra Streisand voodoo doll too. Qty:  x 7.95

Al Franken Al is a writer, turned actor, turned author, turned political pundit. The Right think he’s a smug, hypocritical blowhard - a noise maker who knows nothing about which he’s speaking. The Left view him as a smart, well-informed lighthouse-- putting into plain view all the conservatives' dark secrets. * * * Now anchoring a Liberal Radio Network - Air America Radio * * * Of all our liberal voodoo dolls, we receive the most comments on our Al Franken voodoo doll. Al brought John Kerry and the Democratic Party within striking distance on the election day, but just couldn't seal the deal. He says he's going to keep on keepin' on... Let's tune in and find out. Qty:  x 3.95

Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor Schwarzenegger was sworn in after defeating Gray Davis in a recall election in 2003. It’s hard to find anyone who would claim he’s an angel, Arnold's got many detractors. Though, for a guy who came to this Country not speaking English, with very little money, and a dream-- he’s done pretty well for himself. Now rumored to be talking about getting the law against foreign-born citizens running for president changed. As far as political voodoo dolls go... Arnold's head and shoulders above the rest. Qty:  x 9.95