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Do you make a doll which will protect me from a popular uprising?
F.C.- Havana, Cuba
A: No, we don’t.
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Mentally ill is what many say about this Elvis wanna-be, $2,000 dollar a bottle cognac drinking North Korean leader. While "his people" "are on strict diets," Kim lives the lavish lifestyle of the rich and famous. Much like Saddam, Kim thrives while the public "decreases in numbers" for "no apparent reason." This benevolent dictator uses wisely, his country's natural resources to feather his nest, while being less generous to his countrymen. While some complain that he imprisons those who dissent and kills those who act against him, they don't know what a North Korean jail is like... it's akin to living at a $10,000/month country club in the U.S. And death in North Korea is like an endless trip to a pastry factory-- one filled with donuts and Danish and cheesecake galore. UPDATE: North Korea may now have Nuclear capabilities.
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