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The "other" Senator from Massachusetts has gotten himself into a bit of a spat lately over his use of the "F" word during an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine. When you're running for President and your poll numbers show you behind Al Sharpton, I guess you've gotta do what you've gotta do to get some sort of publicity. You know what they say... There's no such thing as bad F#%king publicity! UPDATE: And they're right... After his profane utterances, Mr. Kerry's numbers shot through the roof and he is now the Democrat Presidential nominee to run against George W. Bush in 2004. The John Kerry Voodoo Doll is the tallest of our voodoo dolls. Mr. Kerry reported for duty at the DNC Convention and ever since then has been steadily ambivalent on most major issues. * * * Sadly, JFK has failed to capture the presidency. * * * We, here at Pinhead Voodoo Dolls hope he'll be able to scrape by on the measly $5 million that he and Teresa Heinz declared in income last year. We do have a que
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