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Do you make a doll which will protect me from a popular uprising?
F.C.- Havana, Cuba
A: No, we don’t.
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This former SEC board member has been mired in corporate scandal and stock losses since she was accused of insider trading on a deal where she would have saved herself a few bucks by trading out of a stock a day before bad news broke. Instead she’s cost herself an estimated half-billion (that's 500,000,000) dollars since her stake in her corporate empire has lost value. * * * UPDATE: Martha Stewart has been convicted and is serving her sentence as this is written. She's also in for some hefty fines. * * * Martha Stewart Voodoo Dolls make great cell mates.
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